2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
niggayougay: MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
Study: Why Pot Smokers Are Skinnier →
Marijuana users had smaller waists and scored higher across several measures of blood sugar regulation.
I’m in kind of a weird place right now, but I am aware that there is nothing I can do about it. So I guess I just accept being in a weird place.
muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
In my group of friends, your value as a person is judged by how many punch buggies you see in a day.
Anonymous asked: Tits
hey i used to be uglier believe it or not
fckyeahphan: you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already
encourage: Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
linda-navarette: someone should make a banana stand wallet. it would solve so many financial problems.
If global warming is such a big issue, then how come no one has addressed NASCAR as a problem?